Out Of Clucks Henopause Club Hoodie

A plump, sassy hen with half-closed, unbothered eyes leans casually against a rustic farmhouse fence. Behind her radiates a distressed golden-yellow and dark teal sunburst. The text reads 'OUT OF CLUCKS' across the top and 'HENOPAUSE CLUB' at the bottom in a bold, crimson retro western slab serif, all set against a warm cream background. The hen's posture exudes a hilarious 'I am done with your nonsense' energy, perfectly capturing the unapologetic vibe of a retired backyard bird.

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece, 8 oz — warm, soft and roomy. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.