Printed to order
Eternally Pending Skeleton Worker
About this design
A distressed illustration of a skeleton hunched over a chunky, retro 90s laptop, resting its chin on a bony hand in a state of perpetual waiting. Above the graphic, a distressed sans-serif font reads STILL WAITING ON. Below, a stark 90s monospaced tech font finishes with THAT FOLLOW-UP EMAIL. The design uses a dark #1C1C1C base with stark bone white and a faint CRT monitor green glow.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.
