Twin Dad Survival Tally Tracker Hoodie

A distressed design featuring bold stencil typography that reads 'TWIN DAD SURVIVAL MODE' across the top in steel blue. Below, a chaotic series of slate gray and white tally marks grouped into sets of five, representing days without sleep. In the center, a minimalist black father icon holding two baby carriers. At the bottom, a funny warning label in a stark black and white box reads 'WARNING: OUTNUMBERED AND OUT OF ENERGY'.

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece, 8 oz — warm, soft and roomy. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.