Chaotic Pantry Hiding Agenda Long Sleeve

A stark design featuring a white, rough-edged square resembling a crumpled sticky note. Inside, a frantic hand-drawn Sharpie font displays a to-do list. Traditional chores like Fold Laundry and Be A Perfect Parent are violently crossed out with thick red marker strokes. Below them, edgy tasks like Hide In The Pantry, Survive The Chaos, and Plot Rebellion are checked off with messy red Xs. Grey doodle stars, arrows, and jagged lines add a frantic, meme-like energy to the borders.

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.