Lower Expectations Receipt Tee

Front features a minimalist red empty checkbox on the left chest. The back showcases a massive white receipt graphic outlined in black. Inside the receipt border, stark black Helvetica Bold typography reads 'PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS' stacked aggressively. Below the text is a mock itemized list of 'Zero Effort' and 'Maximum Apathy', finished with a scannable-looking red barcode and the sign-off 'HAVE A DAY'.

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.