The Great Grass Touching Expedition Hoodie

A minimalist hiking trail map winding through retro pine trees, leading to a giant 'X' labeled 'ACTUAL GRASS.' An analog compass sits in the corner, its muted pink needle pointing away from 'The Screen' and toward 'The Soil.' The text is set in a distressed 1970s rounded block font using warm sand and dark green tones, resembling a vintage scout manual.

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece, 8 oz — warm, soft and roomy. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.