Printed to order
Varsity Birding Distraction Club
About this design
Design a collegiate athletic-style crest parody. Center a dark red cardinal silhouette perched on a pair of black binoculars, flanked by forest green pine tree silhouettes. Arch 'SORRY I WASN'T LISTENING' across the top and 'I SAW A BIRD' across the bottom using a bold, tan varsity serif font. Apply a heavy cracked-ink vintage texture over the entire graphic to mimic a worn-out, thrifted university sports tee.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.
