Viper Elite Corporate Gym Crest

A retro athletic crest featuring a stylized, menacing purple (#4B0082) cobra aggressively coiled around a bending barbell. A metallic gold (#FFD700) accent seal frames the snake, giving a faux-prestigious, corporate vibe. Heavy Athletic Bold block text arches above reading 'VIPER ELITE FITNESS' in stark white, with the ironic motto 'INTIMIDATING BEGINNERS SINCE 1998' below. The design uses sharp black and white contrasts to perfectly mock the aesthetic of soulless, hyper-competitive mega-gyms.

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.