Cafeteria Survival Mode Battery Tee Hoodie

A distressed, retro-style lunch lady mascot wearing a hairnet and apron, leaning exhaustedly on an oversized serving spoon. Above her, a bold battery status indicator shows one red bar remaining using the #EF233C shade. Hand-drawn lightning bolts spark weakly from the empty battery segments. The text CAFETERIA SURVIVAL MODE arcs over the design in a chunky, distressed athletic varsity font, colored in off-white and cool grey against the dark navy background.

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece, 8 oz — warm, soft and roomy. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.