Varsity Birding Distraction Club Kids Tee

Wear your true priorities on your chest with a collegiate-style crest that explains your sudden mid-conversation pauses.

• Soft, cotton-rich fabric for all-day comfort in the field
• Relaxed unisex fit designed to suit any build
• High-fidelity print durability that withstands regular washing
• Made-to-order production to reduce environmental waste

Birdwatching requires constant vigilance, which often means dropping out of casual chats the second a rare species flies by. This cracked-ink athletic parody captures that highly specific hobbyist habit in a familiar, thrifted-university aesthetic.

Please review the sizing chart before ordering; we recommend sizing up if you prefer a looser, oversized drape.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft and durable for everyday wear. Youth sizes; check the size guide before ordering.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.