404 Brain Not Found Raccoon

A dithered 90s-style graphic of a goofy, cross-eyed cartoon raccoon floating over a neon rainbow spiral. A crude, MS-Paint-style diagram arrow points directly to its forehead, connecting to a dashed outline of a totally empty brain. Above it, curved 90s WordArt in a rainbow gradient with a heavy black drop shadow reads: '404: BRAIN NOT FOUND'.

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.