Bare Minimum Lock In Badger Hoodie

Meme format: The classic 'gamer lean' posture meme. A cartoon badger wearing a neon pink sweat headband is shown at a desk, leaning violently forward in its chair in an exaggerated stance of pure concentration. Electric cyan energy sparks fly from the keyboard as the badger's eyes glow with intense focus against the black background. Above the character, in a bold distressed all-caps sports font with a heavy black outline, the caption reads: TIME TO DO THE BARE MINIMUM.

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece, 8 oz — warm, soft and roomy. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.